Holy Good God Almighty, the amount of doublethink involved in THESE men calling you of all people "clickbaity" is incredible. As in, so hypocritical of them that it boggles the imagination to think that they aren't 100% aware of how ridiculous "they" are being.
Part of me, as in actual me, thinks that they ARE aware. They manipulate, doublethink, and act this way willingly and with awareness because they are dark triad posterboys and will be found out sooner rather than later. Toodles to them when it happens! Makes more room for actual human beings with empathy and intelligence like you or Jessica.